I want to be immortal. And then die.
New shirt, new cellphone case (it smells like chocolate). (Taken with Instagram)

New shirt, new cellphone case (it smells like chocolate). (Taken with Instagram)

Today’s work clothes. Whatup.

Today’s work clothes. Whatup.

I’m so cool.
Make your male self and show me plz.
(would’ve reblogged original, but there were too many quoted things, and I hate that)

I’m so cool.

Make your male self and show me plz.

(would’ve reblogged original, but there were too many quoted things, and I hate that)

Haven’t taken any hipstamatic pictures in a while. It’s a slow day at work. I like my outfit today. Hi.

Haven’t taken any hipstamatic pictures in a while. It’s a slow day at work. I like my outfit today. Hi.

Ssssh, he doesn’t know I took this ;)

Ssssh, he doesn’t know I took this ;)

Got a new tattoo at the DC Tattoo Expo yesterday. Boobies and vagina!

Got a new tattoo at the DC Tattoo Expo yesterday. Boobies and vagina!

Vanity at work.

Vanity at work.

Lately I’ve been thinking about taking out my septum piercing. I feel like it makes my nose stand out THAT much more.

Lately I’ve been thinking about taking out my septum piercing. I feel like it makes my nose stand out THAT much more.

I think this is the longest my hair has ever been.

I think this is the longest my hair has ever been.

My boyfriend has been passed out drunk upstairs for the past 2.5 hours (we went to my best friend’s birthday party) and now I’m bored.
So I am going to post an awkward picture of myself. 

My boyfriend has been passed out drunk upstairs for the past 2.5 hours (we went to my best friend’s birthday party) and now I’m bored.

So I am going to post an awkward picture of myself. 

I’m so clumsy, teehee.

I’m so clumsy, teehee.

It’s morning, I hate everything.Also yes, I totally wear glasses at home. Sup.

It’s morning, I hate everything.
Also yes, I totally wear glasses at home. Sup.

Puppy dawg came to say hi!

Puppy dawg came to say hi!

Herp derp, and my lovely boyfriend.
Yeah, in retrospect I did a pretty good job on the costume.

Herp derp, and my lovely boyfriend.

Yeah, in retrospect I did a pretty good job on the costume.

theme